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Friday, October 14, 2011

Game On with Adam Alexander

Dark Souls: You Died

Dark Souls for the PS3 and 360 will unleash your inner fury...in a bad way.

I was really hoping I would be a bit more established before I was forced to do this to a game. But nay, says fate, it must be now, in my second review for Patch. So- let’s talk about a game called Dark Souls, shall we? Dark Souls is an Action RPG developed by From Software, a Japanese company which tries and fails to capture the spirit of a Western RPG. You know, ones with Wenches and burley, dirty barbarians and noble but equally-dirty-under-all -the-armor knights and all that jazz. We’ll get into the reasons it fails to do this later on.  Plot and characters Know what? I have absolutely no idea. The cutscenes made no sense to me at all. I tried to follow along with what was going on, but I honestly had no idea what the narrator was …

John Patterson

3:05 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

This "review" is incredibly unprofessional -to the point where it is comical. You should play the game you are reviewing. This game isn't nearly as hard as people make it out to be. You just need patience. This isn't GoW. You just can't go running around willy/nilly. If you are impatient you die a lot. If you have patience you barely die. It is fine to hate it, but you shouldn't review it if you …   more ›

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