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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Dinner and a Movie

'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' Takes Bite Out of History

Toss the history books out the window. Hollywood has made Abraham Lincoln a vampire hunter and guess what—it doesn't suck!

Honest Abe wants to stop an army of vampires from taking over the United States in the campy, but action-packed film "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter." Lincoln, played by newcomer Benjamin Walker, swears revenge after seeing his mother killed by a vamp. Time goes by, and he finally learns how to kill the blood suckers, triggering a Civil War between mankind and vampires. It's an absolutely ridiculous premise but plays its subject and humor with a straight face and a surprising amount of historical accuracy ... if you ignore the whole vampire thing. This is not a movie that makes fun of its own ludicrous story, but instead embraces it head-on and turns Abraham Lincoln into an axe-wielding, butt-kicker of epic action proportions.  Instead of…

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