Fresh Squoze Orange Juice

Do the words "fresh squoze orange juice" remind you of a certain writer? If you said "Lewis Grizzard," then stop by for a glass of o.j. and a memory of one of Georgia's most beloved native sons.

It's a shame that the name Lewis Grizzard probably doesn't mean much to readers from outside of Georgia these days, but in his lifetime he was the most popular writer around these parts. He was only 47 when he died of complications from heart surgery in 1994, but produced 25 books of Southern humor, mostly culled from his Atlanta Journal columns.
Grizzard was a master of the one-liner, many of which became his book titles  - "Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, Don't You Know Them Taters Got Eyes," "My Daddy was a Pistol and I'm a Son of a Gun," "Shoot Low Boys, They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies," "When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I be Too Old to Care?" and "Elvis is Dead and I Don't Feels So Good Myself."

He was a certain breed of Southern male true to his post-war generation. He was a good ol' boy faithful to his almost-alma mater, the University of Georgia, and a bit of a misogynist. Even in his heyday in the 1980s, his opinions on women seemed crazy outdated. Maybe that's why he was married four times. Maybe what's crazy is that a lot of female readers loved him anyway. Lewis Grizzard was most of all a mama's boy, disparaging his ex-wives in his columns, but always putting his mama on a pedestal. After she passed, he collected those columns in a book titled "Don't Forget to Call Your Momma - I Wish I Could Call Mine," (a line borrowed from Bear Bryant).

Lewis' mama babied her little boy, making him breakfast with fresh-squoze orange juice every day. And that's who I think about when I see three-pound bags of tangerines on sale for 49 cents apiece - fresh-squoze orange juice for my little girls. I used my hand-juicer and squoze every last one of those luscious fruits for my babies' breakfast.

Make your babies some fresh-squoze o.j. now that citrus is cheap and plentiful. I found the 49 cent bags of tangerines at Aldi, my favorite shop for produce deals. It's super-easy to juice fruit and you don't need expensive equipment, although electric juicers are nice to have around. 

Fresh Squoze Orange Juice (or other citrus)
 in memory of Lewis Grizzard

Fresh citrus such as oranges or tangerines, sliced in half

1. Using a juicer, either a hand-press or electric model, squeeze the fruit. If doing this by hand, be sure to pick out the seeds or use a sieve set over a bowl. Store in a sealed container in the fridge until ready to use. No need to add sugar or other sweetener - your kids will be amazed at how sweet fresh-squoze fruit can be.

To learn more about Lewis Grizzard, check out his official website, Lewis Grizzard.com.

Anyone else a fan of Lewis Grizzard? Please share your favorite quotes and stories in the comments.

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Kennesaw Taylor February 20, 2012 at 07:29 PM
If you don't get off my land I'm gonna shoot your ass in the knee.
Lisa Cooper February 20, 2012 at 09:40 PM
<smile> One of my most favorite things to do from my middle grade years and on was to be the first to grab the paper so I could read Lewis Grizzard's column. I loved listening to his step brother....radio's Ludlow Porch. I am good friends with Ludlow's son and will pass this along to him. :)
Lucy Mercer February 20, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Thanks for reading and sharing your memories of Lewis Grizzard!


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